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⌁⌁FML•发霉啦⌁⌁
多么浪漫啊，亲爱的！
By Anonymous
今天，我的男朋友带我去吃晚餐。一张精心布置的浪漫小桌，上面铺满了玫瑰花瓣，还有一束超大的鲜花。他告诉我这些都是他为我准备的。我从未有过如此特别的感觉——直到我不得不站起来，把桌子还给真正预订它的那对情侣。🫠FML
How romantic, Honey!
By Anonymous
Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. There was a beautifully decorated table with rose petals and a huge bouquet and he told me he had ordered all this for me. I’d never felt so special. That is, until I had to get up for the couple whose table it actually was. FML
跑步机惨剧
By gymgirl
今天我学到了，先吃麦当劳、薯片、巧克力和爆米花，然后又后悔不已，跑去健身房，真是个馊主意。我亲眼见证了在运转的跑步机上，呕吐物能喷射到房间多远。 🙃FML
Treadmill Tragedy
By gymgirl
Today, I learnt that eating McDonald’s, Twisties, chocolate, and popcorn, then regretting it and going to the gym is a bad idea. I discovered how far vomit, on a moving treadmill, can be thrown across a room. FML
烘豆子把我送进了医院
By winstonweigand
今天倒垃圾时，我拎着垃圾袋来回甩动，结果袋子擦过我的小腿。里面一个打开的烘豆子罐头铝罐直接划破了我的腿肚，血流不止。烘豆子把我送进了医院。🥹FML
Baked Beans Sent Me to the Hospital
By winstonweigand
Today, while taking out the trash, I swung the bag back and forth, which caused it to slide across my leg. An opened aluminum can inside the bag ended up slicing through my calf, causing heavy bleeding. Baked beans sent me to the hospital. FML
*FML是英文“Fxxk My Life”的缩写，由外国一些搞笑的人自爆自己的囧事而开创的名词，中文音译为“发霉啦”，常用于网络和社交媒体中，以自嘲或抱怨的方式表达对生活中糟糕、尴尬或不如意经历的强烈情绪。它既是一种情绪宣泄，也带有黑色幽默的调侃意味，需根据具体语境理解其态度和情感倾向。
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