《手机》双语版

手机

Mobilephone

每次边充电边玩手机

Every time I scroll while it's plugged in,

我却有种感觉

I get this feeling—

像是被绳子拴住的狗

like a dog tied to a pole.

区别是

The difference?

狗是被迫的

The dog is forced.

我是自愿的

I am willing.

上午玩

Morning? I scroll.

中午玩

Noon? I scroll.

下午玩

Afternoon? I scroll.

晚上玩

Night? I scroll.

躺着玩

Lying down? I scroll.

坐着玩

Sitting up? I scroll.

好几次玩着玩着

More than once, while scrolling, scrolling,

我睡着了

I dozed off.

感觉像是手机

It felt like my phone

把我给玩没电了

had run out of me.

以前

In the past,

不离不弃的是夫妻

the ones who stick together were spouses.

现在

Now,

不离不弃的是手机

the one glued to my hand is my phone.

真的是一机在手

True, with this one in hand,

天长地久

endless joy at command..

机不在手

Phone not in hand,

魂都没有

Soul out of command.

上厕所发现没带手机

Heading to the toilet without my phone,

我都会憋回去

I'll hold it in.

出去拿了手机

Go out to get it,

再上厕所

and do the job.

买过这么多东西

Of all the stuff I've bought,

只有手机算是

only my phone

玩回本了

has truly paid for itself.

大家发现没有

Guess what?

其实我们老祖宗

Our forefathers, actually,

早就预料到

foresaw this a long time ago—

会有今天

we'd end up here.

专门发明了一个词语

They even coined a phrase for it:

叫

It is—

机不可失

"Never lose the moment" …

(or your phone.)

舒恩江 译于愚人节

20260401

Tr. Shu Enjiang

April Fools Day