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OpenClaw已有喵版?!猫:没见识过吧,我这路边摊可不是卖卖烙饼那些小吃那么简单。猫:我贩卖的是“焦虑”!你瞧,我这黑乎乎的猫掌像不像被“烤焦”了?猫:那倒不是,本喵可是良民,你没见天底下的良民都深受焦虑之苦吗?比如说,升学焦虑、婚恋焦虑、健康焦虑,AI焦虑……人:哇塞,你还挺与时俱进的嘛,连AI焦虑你都懂,不过。人家OpenClaw的标识是个通红的龙虾,比你这焦黑的“OpenClaw”抢眼多了!猫:听说不少出于AI焦虑跟风“养龙虾”的人,现在都急着花钱找人卸载呢。听好了,焦虑=商机!人:哟嚯,你快修炼成营销大师啦!看,你这赎卖焦虑的路边摊居然有顾客上门了,正蹲在后头等你招呼呢。猫:嗨,不瞒你说,那是我家猫弟,也是本路边摊唯一上钩的顾客!猫:焦虑老少通杀,无论你是8岁还是88岁!俺家猫弟这叫“猫粮焦虑”!废话少说,快快奉上猫粮吧!
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