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小号独奏
By Anonymous
今儿本想早点上床睡觉。虽然吃的都和平时没两样，但屁声噗噗响彻整夜，愣是让我失眠到天亮。平时吃的玩意儿真不至于让我排气排得这么穷凶极恶啊。😅FML
Trumpet solo
By Anonymous
Today, I tried to get to bed at a reasonable hour. Despite not deviating from what I typically eat, I was kept up nearly all night by my farts. The foods I eat typically don’t give me gas this badly. FML
年终评估
By robbert
今天无意间听到女同事们在休息室扎堆，给男同事从最性感到最不性感排名。经理是”八成天赋异禀，嘻嘻”，新来的同事是”虽然有女友但姐不在乎”。她们一致认为我”表面和善，实则猥琐”。🥹FML
End of the year assessment
By robbert
Today, I overheard my female coworkers huddling in the breakroom, rating the male coworkers from hottest to least. My manager is, “Probably packing, teehee.” The new kid, “has a girlfriend but that won’t stop me.” They unanimously agree that I’m, “friendly but probably lowkey a creep.” FML
光彩照人
By Anonymous
今天是拍照日，我特意做了超赞的发型，穿搭也完美。结果灾难降临：我摆弄那个装满水和亮片的减压水球时，它突然嘭地炸开。上一秒还在玩，下一秒满脸都是亮片。可以肯定地说，在这张照片里我光彩照人极了。😣FML
Shiny happy people
By Anonymous
Today, it was picture day and I had gotten my hair really nice and my outfit was perfect. Then, disaster: I was fidgeting with those squishy things filled with water and glitter, and it suddenly exploded. One second I’m playing with it, the next it’s exploded all over my face. It’s safe to say I truly shined in that picture. FML
*FML是英文“Fxxk My Life”的缩写，由外国一些搞笑的人自爆自己的囧事而开创的名词，中文音译为“发霉啦”，常用于网络和社交媒体中，以自嘲或抱怨的方式表达对生活中糟糕、尴尬或不如意经历的强烈情绪。它既是一种情绪宣泄，也带有黑色幽默的调侃意味，需根据具体语境理解其态度和情感倾向。
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