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你的爸爸是谁
By unbelievable208
今天在女友家，就我俩。情到浓时我们在客厅沙发上缠绵。快结束时我贴着她耳朵低语：“你的爸爸谁？”然后我听到身后传来声音：“是我。”真尴尬🫣FML
Who’s your daddy?
By unbelievable208
Today, I was at my girlfriend’s house. It was just me and her. Things began to get heated, and we started doing it on the living room couch. Near the end of it, I whispered in her ear, “Who’s your daddy?” I then heard behind me, “I am.” FML
完全是活该
By Doomed to be fat
如今，在前男友帮我减掉了上百斤体重之后，我与他分手了，因为我现在的外貌和感觉都好多了，我觉得我值得更好的。结果发现，他竟是我保持苗条身材的唯一因素，因为我又胖了二十多斤。我请求他希望能复合，而他让我滚远点。😣FML
Quite rightly so
By Doomed to be fat
Today, after my ex helped me drop over a hundred pounds, I broke up with him because I looked and felt so much better, and knew I could do better. Turns out he was the only thing keeping me slim, as I’ve put back on over twenty pounds. I asked him to take me back and he told me to fuck off. FML
你竟敢敢猜年龄
By Paramedic
今天车祸现场我负责急救。一位女士受伤了，但她哭得说不出话，我们啥信息都问不到。我用对讲机汇报情况时说：「……一名三十五六岁的女士，预计十分钟到院。」她突然止住哭，扇了我一巴掌，说道：“我28岁！”😅FML
How dare you?
By Paramedic
Today, I was the paramedic at the scene of a car accident. One lady was hurt, and we had trouble getting any information from her as she was sobbing. I radioed in the details and said “…a lady in her mid 30’s, ETA 10 minutes.” She stopped crying, slapped me, and said, “I’m 28.” FML
*FML是英文“Fxxk My Life”的缩写，由外国一些搞笑的人自爆自己的囧事而开创的名词，中文音译为“发霉啦”，常用于网络和社交媒体中，以自嘲或抱怨的方式表达对生活中糟糕、尴尬或不如意经历的强烈情绪。它既是一种情绪宣泄，也带有黑色幽默的调侃意味，需根据具体语境理解其态度和情感倾向。
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