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金手指

By itzcorinnelove

今天我去公园遛姨妈家的狗，我特意带了几个狗狗清洁袋准备捡屎。没想到袋子有个不起眼的小洞，我伸手进去时破洞越扯越大，最后竟然徒手捧起了狗屎，而我还没察觉到。😅FML

Goldfinger

By itzcorinnelove

Today, I was walking my aunt’s dog to the park and I grabbed a few doggy bags to pick up the poop. As it turns out, the bag had a small unnoticeable hole in it, that grew bigger as I fit my hand through it. I ended up using my hand to pick up the poop and didn’t realize it. FML

育儿入门

By butihelppaythebills

今天我去纹了个身。我妈大发雷霆，骂骂咧咧地说我”身体是圣殿，属于上帝”。我回了句：”我的身体我做主。”她立刻反击：”哦是吗？那我的房子我做主，看谁住这儿。收拾你的破烂赶紧滚。”现在我正坐在车里无处可去。🤕FML

Parenting 101

By butihelppaythebills

Today, I got a tattoo. My mom got upset and threw a bitch fit about how my body “is a temple and it belongs to God.” I told her, “My body, my choice.” She responded with, “Oh really? Well, my house, my choice who lives here. Pack your shit and get the fuck out.” I’m currently in my car with nowhere to go. FML

玩具运土车

By LarissaT18

今天，我这一天中最开心的事就是，我终于弄明白了我弟弟的玩具运土车竟然真的能把东西倒出来。而我今年已经 18 岁了。🥹FML

Toy Dump Truck

By LarissaT18

Today, the highlight of my day was when I figured out that my little brother’s toy dump truck could actually dump stuff out. I’m 18. FML