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请证明你不是AI昨天还是畅通无阻的自由世界,今天就要各种身份验证。推开服装店的玻璃门,叮的一声响起:“本店不接待AI,请证明你不是AI。”我很温柔地回答,生怕不让进:“我是人,我要买衣服!”买了衣服出来,我打算去买点感冒药以备不时之需。刚进门,又是叮的一声响起:“本店不接待AI,请证明你不是AI。”走累了,正好前面是就雪王的店就打算进去喝一杯。我掀开塑料门帘,叮的一声又来了:“本店不接待AI,请证明你不是AI。”我有点烦了,大声地回答:“我是人,我累了,想休息一下。”整条街上,无论甜品蛋糕店、理发店,就连公厕、养生馆、按摩店,进门都是同一句话术。走到哪儿都要自证身份,反反复复,实在让人不胜其烦。我打算回家的时候,准备骑一辆共享单车,老天爷,又是叮的一声:“本店不接待AI,请证明你不是AI。”吼完了,我又哭,大声地哭。当了一周的牛马,好不容易逛个街,还要他妈的证明你不是AI,这证明,那证明,吃饱了撑的是不?“好了,好了,你别哭了,我们知道了,你确实不是AI,哪个AI会像这样又吼又叫,又哭又闹的嘛?”这个话也不知道是谁说的,反正我抬起头想看看说话的人时,我并没有发现他的踪影。哎,今天是证明完了,如果明天、后天,永永远远都要证明我不是AI的话, 我该怎么证明?朋友们,你有方法吗?
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